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May

collegehumor:

You know how sometimes you hear about a weird Pizza Hut pizza that’s only being served in the Middle East so you just draw straws and send someone on an 16 hour flight to eat it and then come home?

collegehumor:

You know how sometimes you hear about a weird Pizza Hut pizza that’s only being served in the Middle East so you just draw straws and send someone on an 16 hour flight to eat it and then come home?

theclearlydope:

Horse can’t wait to get home take those off.

theclearlydope:

Horse can’t wait to get home take those off.

(Source: lefunyon)

collegehumor:

Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist
I haven’t trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.

collegehumor:

Legoland Sculpture Steals Money from Tourist

I haven’t trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.

collegehumor:

Paula Deen Butt Massage
Paula Deen’s empire is really expanding.

collegehumor:

Paula Deen Butt Massage

Paula Deen’s empire is really expanding.

07

Mar

(Source: max0xo)

15

Feb

Young Noah: My Dearest Allie. I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you. Noah
The Notebook(2004)
lifeofalongjohn:

so simple :)

lifeofalongjohn:

so simple :)

cinelessons:

happy valentine’s day, dear followers!

cinelessons:

happy valentine’s day, dear followers!

wakeyouupinthemiddleofthenight:

Noah: Would you just stay with me? Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we’re already fightin’ Noah: Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. Allie: So what? Noah: So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What’s it look like? If it’s with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that’s what you really wanted. But don’t you take the easy way out. 
Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt. Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT? Allie: It’s not that simple. Noah: What… do… you… want? Whaddaya want? Allie: I have to go now. 
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wakeyouupinthemiddleofthenight:

Noah: Would you just stay with me? 
Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we’re already fightin’ 
Noah: Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. 
Allie: So what? 
Noah: So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What’s it look like? If it’s with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that’s what you really wanted. But don’t you take the easy way out. 

Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt. 
Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT? 
Allie: It’s not that simple. 
Noah: What… do… you… want? Whaddaya want? 
Allie: I have to go now. 

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